Contact
I’m always happy to hear from you. Well, nearly always ;)
Probably the best place to get me is on Twitter—I’m @iwantmyrealname.
Or if you want to see some pictures, then I’m on Instagram—as @istillwantmyrealname.
Or maybe you’d fancy old-fashioned email? I’m please@iwantmyreal.name.
If you’d like to post me a cake, then I’ll more than happily furnish you with my address…